math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.

your-body-is-a-canvas:

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your-body-is-a-canvas:

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Guys I’m now a 10!!

I’m such a pansy….. it took so long to do one ear Dx
But they looks gewd :3 purple spirals.

fractured-self:

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fractured-self:

I’ve always believed this
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what. is. this. SERIOUSLY????

like come on… sometimes i just hate the internet so much.

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